Here’s the thing ladies- for every woman in the world, there is probably 10 kinds of “perfect man” images. You want handsome, smart, funny, rich, charming, rougish, and a million other things.
And there are the idiots you fall in love with. The ones who’ll never deserve you, and are too daft to realize that and leave you with something akin to a broken heart. There are the one’s who don’t deserve you but keep trying to, to your despair, and lets face it, to your evil glee. Hopefully there are also some that last.
But let me tell you something. Not that I would know what it’s like to be in love (except for the 7th class obsession) or anything remotely in the same area. But if being in love feels anywhere like watching Dermot Mulroney in The Wedding Date – trust me when I say I don’t care for the film – then I’d be a little less cynical about it. If it feels that good, it has to be worth it.
Because while the poor sod may not be much of an actor, and may be crass, conceited and half-witted in real life in the grand tradition of celebrities, but the inescapable fact remains – He is a piece of man meat that is BEGGING to be leched at. At least in that sad movie he is. I swear to you, I wouldn’t have watched the damn thing if it wasn’t for the soothing exhiliration in being able to watch that man move around with that ballroom grace and charming your ass off with that fucking hot smile.
So here’s the fact – love may be kool, but do not ever deny yourself the utter happiness in watching mega man meats. You can look at the menu. You should look at them menu or you have not lived.